Aristotle’s Chatbot: Ancient Wisdom Meets Smartphone Buffering
Brace yourselves, techies! The chatbot app boasting the AI model named 'Aristotle' is now in beta for iOS and Android users who crave wisdom *and* a little tech excitement. According to the update, you can 'access its AI model, Aristotle,' which promises ancient philosophy with a modern swipe. Imagine asking life’s big questions and getting algorithmic answers trimmed for your 2024 lifestyle. It’s like having a digital philosopher in your pocket, minus the toga but with all the bugs and beta glitches. Get ready to consult Aristotle without booking a time machine!
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Finally! Because what better way to get ancient wisdom than from a chatbot that probably crashes more than Socrates questioned society? #AristotleBeta
Aristotle in your pocket is cool until it reminds you that the meaning of life is a 404 error.
Downloading Aristotle just to prove my phone can handle philosophy instead of TikTok dance trends.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Maxwell Zeff
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