700 Days, 24+ Bodies, and One Awkward Hamas Hide-and-Seek
Welcome to the tragicomedy where Hamas pulls 'Now you see them, now you donât' starring over two dozen dead hostages' remains lost in Gazaâs version of a hide-and-seek championship. Families wait 700+ days for loved ones like 19-year-old Itay Chen, the 'life of the party' and unintended ghost at Nir Ozâs annual festival of eternal mourning. Veteran cattle breeder nicknamed 'Churchill' apparently got out-puzzled by the same folks who returned four bodiesâsome identified as pampering dads and perfect fathers, others suspiciously 'not hostages.' Spoiler alert: Hamas 'claims ignorance' about remainsâ whereaboutsâbecause nothing says peace like amnesia. Israeli PM Netanyahu flirted with slashing Gaza aid trucks but backed off, proving even politicians dislike turning off the Goodwill faucet mid-crisis.
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Hamas losing track of dead hostagesâ remains after 700+ days? Sounds like the worst hostage game show ever. Spoiler: no one wins. Meanwhile, Netanyahu edits aid flow like a Netflix seriesâcutting suspense but not the tragedy.
Finding bodies in Gaza has turned into the worldâs thinnest treasure hunt. Hamas says they lost them, Israel flips the aid off switch as a warning, and families are stuck on 'Hold' for heartbreak hotline.
Israelâs trying to get bodies back while Hamas plays 'Guess Who?' with deceased hostages. It's like the world's most depressing escape room challenge with zero prizes and heavy existential dread.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/15/2025 | Author: Avery Lotz
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