Starvation’s basically Hamas’ secret weapon — if their goal was to win by letting everyone hangry and helpless. Spoiler: it’s a diet plan for disaster that only cops out with human suffering as its terrible punchline.

When your idea of ending a war involves starving people, congratulations, you just invented the worst potluck ever. Spoiler alert: No one wins when dinner’s a crime scene.

Watching a war where starvation advances a militant’s aims is like seeing someone try to assemble IKEA furniture blindfolded—lots of pain, confusion, and none of it builds peace.