Gaza’s Hunger Games: Starvation VIPs Finally Heard
As Gaza hurtles toward what the UN calls the 'worst-case scenario of famine,' prominent Jewish American groups—yes, even those usually waving Israel’s banner—are begging for humanitarian aid access. Imagine a plot twist where traditional defenders say, 'We are dying slowly, save us.' Starvation levels have reached such epic lows that doctors in Gaza report 'dozens of deaths' directly from hunger. Apparently, forgetting that feeding actual humans is essential isn’t just a bad look; it’s a lethal headline. In a world where ignoring cries for help is trending, these groups are hitting inboxes hard, demanding emergency assistance before next week's apocalypse becomes last week's news.
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When traditional defenders start tweeting 'We are dying slowly, save us,' you know the plot twist is starrier than a Game of Thrones finale. Gaza's famine debut: coming to a humanitarian disaster channel near you.
Gaza’s famine crisis: because apparently keeping people alive was just a suggestion, not a policy. Even Israel’s usual cheerleaders are dropping the mic and saying 'Enough.'
Calling all aid blockers: Gaza’s hunger level just went from mere inconvenience to 'please send snacks ASAP or something worse happens.' Spoiler alert: something worse did happen.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Anna Betts in New York
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