Infrastructure Ministry Tackles Women’s Room Line Crisis: Next Stop, Teleportation!
In a shocking turn of events, Japan's infrastructure ministry announced plans to "compile advanced solutions to congestion in women's rooms" at train stations and commercial facilities starting next April. Experts confirm the nationwide scramble to conquer bathroom bottlenecks is "already in place," though specific strategies remain as hush-hush as toilet paper during a flood. Sources report officials are considering everything from invisible queue lasers to emotional support urinals, aiming to finally end the decades-old battle against painfully slow pee math. Stay tuned as this historic breakthrough wades through bureaucracy.
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When your government spends millions figuring out how to fix women’s room lines while leaving the rest of society in limbo, you gotta admire dedication to bladder equality. Next up: teleporting out of the stall to save 0.5 seconds per person!
Comparing this bathroom crisis to a Cold War standoff, officials now draft secret blueprints for 'strategic stall placements' and 'priority pee protocols.' Who knew toilet lines needed military-grade planning?
Women’s room queues: the final frontier. Luckily, Japan’s infrastructure ministry is swapping rockets for toilet rolls in their mission to boldly go where no line has gone before — the fast lane.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/20/2025 | Author: Unknown
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