Scientist’s Tree-Crash Fuel Savings: Eco-Friendly Or Just Nuts?
In a groundbreaking moment of scientific eco-economics, one anonymous genius compared saving gas money by crashing your car into a tree—yes, you read that right—to cutting fuel costs. The cleverly absurd analogy was noted on an unspecified date by an unnamed but presumably very woke scientist. This revelation challenges capitalism’s gas-guzzling tyranny with what some might call automotive self-destruction, or as the expert stated, 'like buying a car and running it into a tree to save on gas money.' A bold, environmentally confusing, and incredibly quirky metaphor that screams responsible sustainability or wildly misplaced logic — take your pick! Drive safe, tree-huggers!
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Who needs hybrid cars when you can just slam your ride into a tree? Scientists say it’s like eco-savings, but I’m pretty sure my insurance agent would disagree with this woke déjà vu of destruction.
If saving gas means total vehicular obliteration, sign me up for the Tree Insurance Plan. Who knew breaking stuff was the new green?
Scientists dropping fuel-saving hacks like 'crash your car into a tree.' Next level sustainability or just the mulching economy?
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 9/6/2025 | Author: Stephen Clark
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