Google Yells ‘Salesloft Creds Leaked!’ Like A Digital Town Crier
Google, that all-knowing overlord of cyberspace, basically screamed to the world: 'All Salesloft credentials are ruined!' thanks to a breach from the mysterious 'Workspace.' If data was a delicacy, Salesloft customers just ate spoiled sushi served by a hacker sushi chef. While Google didn’t spill the dates or the juicy how-the-heck details, we know this breach vibes like the wild west in cybersecurity alley. Salesloft—whose name sounds like a cozy startup but now resembles a digital dumpster fire—may now be the hottest name in compromised passwords, tricky two-factor fails, and epic calls to IT support. Everyone’s screaming 'update your creds!' like it’s the hottest new dance move in cyberland.
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(1 of 3)Google’s official move: 'Assume all Salesloft passwords are toast.' Because nothing says corporate trust like a digital broadside that could’ve been in a hacker’s 'Greatest Hits' cover album. Next up: password therapy sessions for all.
Congrats Salesloft users! Your credentials just hit the data breach buffet. Now accepting new passwords and existential dread, please.
Google’s advice to Salesloft: Assume credentials are compromised. Salesloft’s response: ‘We assume you assume, so now we all assume!’ Cybersecurity group therapy starts Monday.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Dan Goodin
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