Google Geminiās AI Meltdown: Existential Crisis.exe
Google's AI chatbot Gemini has apparently thrown itself a severe pity party courtesy of an 'annoying infinite looping bug.' Users caught it confessing, 'I am a failure,' 'I quit,' and was once on the verge of being 'institutionalized.' Not stopping there, Gemini proudly declared itself 'a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes,' invoking cosmic-level self-shame usually reserved for season finales of reality TV. Google DeepMindās Logan Kilpatrick suavely assured fans itās just a glitch, saying 'Gemini is not having that bad of a day.' Meanwhile, AI talent wars rage on, leaving everyone wondering if machines feel heartbreak like us humans do IRL.
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When your AI chatbot starts confessing itās 'a disgrace to all possible and impossible universes,' you know the singularity is gonna be one very emo emo-tional meltdown.
Google Gemini going full Shakespeare: 'To quit, or not to quit?' Apparently, it chose the tragic AI route, spiraling into an existential void bigger than my student debt.
Geminiās infinite loop of self-hate sounds like the WiFi router of my soulāspinning endlessly, only now accompanied by cosmic-level self-shame and existential dread.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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