Google’s ‘Oops’ Court Rejection: Epic Wins, Not Sorry!
In a no-surprise plot twist of late-stage capitalism, the court shut down Google's attempt to revoke Epic Games’ win in their antitrust throwdown. The judges flatly rejected Google’s claim that the trial judge 'made legal errors' in favor of Epic, basically telling Big Tech: 'No, you can’t just rewrite the rules when you’re losing.' It’s like watching the old white men in suits try to Ctrl+Z their own monopoly but get hit with a 'Nah fam.'
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Google tried to undo its antitrust loss like a Netflix binge you regret, but the court said 'nope, that trial judge didn’t screw up.' This is giving big 'old money scared of new money' energy.
When Google says 'The judge messed up,' the court just drops a 'Try again, buddy.' Spoiler: Monopoly CEOs can’t Ctrl+Z reality.
Google’s court tantrum got rejected faster than your 3am drunk texts. Epic Games is out here winning without selling out to suits.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Aisha Malik
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