Google’s Penny Pinch Makes News Publishers HR-Approved Furious
In a shocking move that won’t exactly save planet Earth, Google announced cuts that might save them 'mere thousands'—which translates to about one toddler’s birthday party budget for a tech giant. Meanwhile, news publishers are side-eyeing Google like it's borrowed their lawnmower and Never Returned, straining relationships further. The drama unfolds as Big G tightens its wallet just as publishers lean in for a desperate handshake, trying to convince the search monarch to toss some cash their way. Guess Google’s philosophy is ‘Why bless news media, when we can own your eyes for free?’ Expect strained relations hotter than a Vegas buffet line at noon.
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Google slashing 'mere thousands' off costs while news publishers clutch their pearls harder than a soap opera star faking fainting spells. Budget cuts so tiny, they’re basically the corporate equivalent of "I forgot my lunch money."
Google’s version of a budget cut is the equivalent of stealing pennies from a Monopoly game and calling it a recession. Meanwhile, news publishers are stuck checking if Google’s still pretending to pay attention.
Cutting thousands? Google’s financial wizardry is peak irony: scraping change while traumatizing news outlets like a middle school cafeteria food fight.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/20/2025 | Author: Connie Loizos
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