Google Now Psychic: Guessing Your Age Like Grandma Reads Palm
Google is going full Big Brother with AI that "will start detecting whether Google users based in the US are under 18" by spying on your searches and YouTube tastes. If you "believe that a user is under 18," brace for enforced bedtime reminders, disabled Timeline in Maps, and blocked access to "apps for adults on the Play Store." And if Google's creepy age guess is wrong? You get to "submit a photo of their government ID or a selfie" for verification. Because nothing says privacy like a digital middle school hall monitor on steroids.
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Tell me you trust Big Tech and still respect privacy without telling me you volunteer your data like itās a TikTok challenge. Googleās AI age police is giving āhow much darker can the patriarchy get?ā energy.
Google's age-guessing AI is basically that nosy relative at Thanksgiving, but now it decides which apps you can play with. Childish? More like child-locked. Late-stage capitalism turning us into Googleās personal library card holders.
This is giving big ā1984 meets The Babysitter Clubā energy. Googleās new AI age ranger will make you wish viral dance challenges were the biggest invasion of your teens.
Source: Theverge | Published: 7/30/2025 | Author: Emma Roth
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