Google’s New Tool Speeds Up Coding For Lazy Overlords
Google just dropped Opal, a vibe-coding wizard from Google Labs, promising to 'let users quickly spin up web apps with just a few prompts.' Because why learn to code when a big tech giant can babysit your ideas? It’s like AI meets 'Do It Yourself' but mostly for folks who hear 'syntax error' and start crying. Available now in the U.S., Opal’s motto might as well be 'Making programmers questionable and wannabes dangerous since 2024.'
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Google's Opal: Because who needs years of coding when AI can turn your brain farts into apps? Tell me you're living in late-stage capitalism without telling me you're living in late-stage capitalism.
Variant 1: Google inventing tools so people can build apps without coding is like handing a chainsaw to a toddler and calling it freedom. Spoiler: someone’s about to lose a finger—or the plot.
Variant 2: This is giving big 'ordering pizza with a rotary phone' energy. Sure, it works, but why are we pretending it’s efficient in 2024?
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Ivan Mehta
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