Canadian Post-Rock Ghosts Spotify Faster Than Your Paycheck
In a move shocking exactly no one’s WiFi connection, the Canadian post-rock band yanked their entire discography from Spotify and Tidal, with Apple Music reportedly next on the chopping block. Sources close to the band (read: their Twitter feed) simply pointed out that streaming platforms are about to get ghosted harder than your last Tinder date. The band’s decision has left fans scrambling like squirrels before a blackout, wondering if their sauna sessions will now come with silence or just awkward side-eyes. "Apple Music soon to follow" suggests this digital exorcism isn’t even close to done.
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(1 of 3)Canadian post-rock band just gave Spotify and Tidal the ultimate "It's not you, it's me" and now Apple Music's sweating like a popsicle at a bonfire.
Nothing screams commitment issues like dumping every streaming service before breakfast. Even my plants have more loyalty!
Plot twist: The band’s next platform is carrier pigeons. Spotify and Tidal just lost their jam session.
Source: Pitchfork | Published: 8/17/2025 | Author: Walden Green
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