Life Kit's Sober October: Bye Bye Booze, Hello Newsletter!
Welcome to the thrilling world of Sober October, proudly sponsored by Life Kit's newsletter series, your new best friend for 31 whole days without alcohol. That's right, folksāLife Kit promises expert tips and clever strategies to survive a month-long forced patience test without your usual wine, whiskey, or happy hour cocktails. Sign up now and you'll get a steady stream of sober wisdom, lovingly curated to replace your Friday night drinks with thrilling reads about not drinking. Because what screams weekend fun like reading newsletters while your friends Instagram their cocktails? Free to join, but sadly unavailable in a margarita glass.
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Life Kitās newsletter is the official sponsor of 'Pretending January Isnāt Back to Normal' with a side of no alcohol for a month. If avoiding drinks by reading tips was an Olympic sport, sign me up for gold.
Sober October: because nothing quite says celebration like being guilt-tripped into abstaining for 30 days with a newsletter newslettering about not drinking.
Signed up for Life Kitās sober tips. So far, all Iāve learned is that the only thing DEmanding more patience than a hangover is NOT having one.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Malaka Gharib
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