Five Million New Coders Side-Eyeing Your Bugs Now
In the last three months, one of the most popular AI coding tools didn't just inch forward; it blasted into the stratosphere by adding five million users. Yes, 'five million users' jumped on the AI bandwagon faster than a cat spotting a cucumber. This surge is so huge itās like the coding equivalent of finding a cheat code to lifeāitās 'one of the most popular AI coding tools on the market' thatās making us all wonder if weāre just accidentally obsolete already.
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Five million new users in three months? Oh, Iām sorry, did I miss the part where humans stopped coding and just outsourced our jobs to robots? Because this looks less like progress and more like an AI takeover party. BYOB: Bring Your Own Bug.
So let me get this straight: five million new AI code monkeys showed up in three months while actual programmers watched Netflix? If convenience was a vampire, this AIās sunk its teeth, and mate, the coding worldās in a coffin.
Adding five million users faster than my grandma learns TikTok dances means this AI tool is spreading like a party herpes with better distribution. Next thing you know, itāll be coding your 'Sorry, I missed the deadline' emails too.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 7/31/2025 | Author: Maxwell Zeff
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