GitHub Mandates AI Use: Resistance Is Futile, Code or Quit
GitHub's CEO Thomas Dohmke made it crystal clear: if you work there and refuse to use AI tools like GitHub Copilot, "there's tens of thousands of other tech companies." Testing your loyalty by monitoring AI use isn't about lines of code but your attitude towards AI, because "using AI is no longer optional — it's core to every role." So surprise, your performance review now includes your AI addiction level. Better start bribing your copilot or update that résumé.
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(1 of 3)Forget job performance, now your AI usage habits get a managerial thumbs up or a pink slip. GitHub says "No Copilot, no job" — in 2025, we’re not coding humans, just robot DJs spinning your work playlist.
GitHub's culture: adapt and obey AI, or enjoy the friendly neighborhood job hunt. Next up: performance reviews powered by Skynet.
Now managers track how often you chat with AI assistants. At this rate, your coworker will be an algorithm named Karen who gives zero days off.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Alice Tecotzky
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