Ghislaine's VIP Prison Perks: Bryan Camp or Ritz Carlton?
British ex-socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, aged 63 and eternally stuck in a 20-year prison Netflix drama for sex trafficking, is reportedly drafting a commutation application for the Trump administration's attention. This insider scoop, dropping on a Monday by House Democrats (because nothing screams serious like kicking off your week with prison politics), reveals Maxwellâs spa-like accommodations at minimum-security Bryan prison camp, Texas. So, while most serve time, Ghislaine serves looks â and apparently special treatment from the warden who might as well be handing out robes and cucumber water. Mandatory text? British charm clearly translates to upgraded jail vibes.
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When your prison camp feels more like a spa retreat and your commutation application is in Trumpâs inbox, youâve officially upgraded Maxwell from inmate to VIP guest. Someone pitch 'Real Housewives of Bryan Prison Camp' ASAP.
Who knew minimum security Bryan camp doubles as a swanky British socialite resort? Maxwellâs special treatment might finally make prison toilet paper optional.
Maxwell filing a commutation with Trump? Sounds like sheâs outsourcing her prison experience like a true CEO of sex trafficking schemes.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 11/10/2025 | Author: Anna Betts
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