Elon’s DOJDOGE Doxes Afghan Ally, Sparks Taliban Roast Fest
On April Fool's Day, Elon Musk’s DOGE team accidentally turned Afghan scholar Mohammad Halimi into a viral "Taliban terrorist" meme, nearly giving his family a Taliban-sponsored beatdown. Despite Halimi’s history as a U.S. ally and Taliban victim, Musk shared a post titled 'United States Institute of Peace Funded Taliban,' igniting a GOP meme parade led by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. Halimi’s $132,000 USIP contract, meant to help Afghan women, became a deadly misinformation bomb. Warning bells from State Department suits were ignored while Musk & DOGE played government tag, all culminating in family kidnappings and a Fox News cameo for the ultimate reality show chaos.
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Only Elon Musk manages to turn a respected Afghan anti-Taliban scholar into a viral enemy-of-the-state conspiracy while running a government watchdog like a bizarre reality show. DOGE? More like DOG-Eat-Your-Own!
Musk’s idea of rooting out waste: accusing a guy who fled Taliban terror of funding terrorists. It’s like firing the fireman for water damage.
Imagine hiring a college dropout to run your nonprofit, then having Musk turn Afghan peace efforts into Taliban Tinder drama. Government is a circus and Elon’s the clown chief.
Source: Propublica | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: by Avi Asher-Schapiro and Christopher Bing
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