Gemini App Downloads Skyrocket Like It’s Giving Away Free Money
In a shocking September surge, Gemini’s app has already hit 12.6 million downloads — blowing past August’s modest 8.7 million like a crypto frenzy at a penny stock convention. Experts confirm users desperately refreshing their phones since September 1st, hoping Gemini’s app catches a jackpot or maybe just signals a Dogecoin sighting. Despite the month being only half over, sources report that download servers were caught begging for mercy or at least a coffee break, as app stores globally brace for Gemini download-induced meltdowns. Seems like the only thing growing faster than Gemini’s download count is user FOMO and caffeine consumption.
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Gemini app downloads jumped 3.9 million in two weeks like it’s handing out free Bitcoin—except it’s just desperate thrill-seekers hitting refresh until their phones break or the crypto gods smile.
If Gemini app downloads had stock, we’d all be millionaires by next week. Meanwhile, servers are sobbing themselves into blackout mode.
Gemini going from 8.7M in August to 12.6M mid-September confirms Americans are better at downloading apps than picking stocks.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Sarah Perez
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