Gemini App Downloads Skyrocket Like Itās Giving Away Free Money
In a shocking September surge, Geminiās app has already hit 12.6 million downloads ā blowing past Augustās modest 8.7 million like a crypto frenzy at a penny stock convention. Experts confirm users desperately refreshing their phones since September 1st, hoping Geminiās app catches a jackpot or maybe just signals a Dogecoin sighting. Despite the month being only half over, sources report that download servers were caught begging for mercy or at least a coffee break, as app stores globally brace for Gemini download-induced meltdowns. Seems like the only thing growing faster than Geminiās download count is user FOMO and caffeine consumption.
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Gemini app downloads jumped 3.9 million in two weeks like itās handing out free Bitcoināexcept itās just desperate thrill-seekers hitting refresh until their phones break or the crypto gods smile.
If Gemini app downloads had stock, weād all be millionaires by next week. Meanwhile, servers are sobbing themselves into blackout mode.
Gemini going from 8.7M in August to 12.6M mid-September confirms Americans are better at downloading apps than picking stocks.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Sarah Perez
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