Israel Katz’s Residential Bomb-a-thon: Three Days of Boom!
Israeli Defence Minister Israel Katz has turned the grim art of bombing residential buildings into a three-day celebration — no balloons, just explosions! From day one to day three, Katz cheerfully marks the airstrike marathon that razes homes, probably while humming a catchy tune only he loves. Detail fanatics, note this bizarre encore lacks sponsors or Pepsi breakouts, just Katz’s relentless approval. Despite the grim topic, Katz seemingly treats bombings like a corporate quarterly update, proving some folks can find joy in territorial turmoil on loop. Who knew war tactics could cheer so loudly without a playlist? Bombs away, sing along!
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Israel Katz's three-day residential demolition marathon sure beats boring office parties—just fewer snacks and more rubble. Apparently, the motto is 'Residential buildings: because who needs 'em' for three straight days!
Nothing says 'leadership' like counting days not by calendar, but by buildings bombed. Israel Katz’s new metric: homes demolished per afternoon.
If you thought binge-watching was bad, try binge-bombing! Katz takes three days of devastation as lightly as a finger snap, but with way more explosions.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Unknown
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