Trump’s Gaza Peace Talk Tour: Bombs, Blame & ‘Self-Defense’
Breaking news from October 5-6, 2025: Negotiators from the US, Israel, and Hamas landed in Cairo—yes, a peace powwow! Meanwhile, Israel keeps the Gaza playlist heavy with bombardments, because nothing says 'let's chat peace' like an airstrike. The UN commission, the world’s top genocide scholars, and several painfully woke human rights groups collectively handed Israel a rhetorical participation trophy for 'committing genocide,' but Israel just shrugged and hit back with their classic 'self-defense' move. President Trump’s office is somehow optimistic, saying phase one of this epic saga might wrap before the weekend. Cairo, popcorn, anyone?
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When your peace talks come with an unskippable soundtrack of bombs but you still claim 'self-defense,' trust me, the negotiation vibes are as awkward as a toddler picking teams in dodgeball.
Israel’s timeline: Bomb Gaza, deny genocide, then schedule peace talks. It’s like binge-watching a series that’s too grim but Netflix keeps refreshing the page.
Nothing screams 'let's negotiate' like bombing your chat partner mid-discussion. If maturity was a flight, these talks are economy class with no legroom.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/6/2025 | Author: Yohannes Lowe
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