Gaza’s 986 Aid Trucks? Israel’s Version of Netflix Buffering
Since the ceasefire kicked off just over a week ago, Gaza's Government Media Office filed a 2025 report begging for humanitarian convoys to get their act together — only 986 aid trucks rolled in out of the promised 6,600 by Monday night. The grand convoy parade should have been 600 trucks daily but is more like a painful 89 trucks a day, which Gaza’s media eloquently calls 'strangulation, starvation, and humanitarian blackmail,' the grief hotline of truck deliveries. Among the rolling heroes, 14 trucks carried cooking gas and 28 delivered diesel for bakeries, hospitals, and generators—because nothing cheers up 2.4 million trapped souls like the tantalizing smell of electricity-free bread.
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986 trucks delivered but 6,600 expected? This shipment looks like Israel's remake of 'Speed'—except the bus is humanitarian aid and it’s moving at a glacial pace while 2.4 million wait for the trailer.
If 89 trucks a day is a humanitarian supply line, then my Uber Eats driver delivers federal aid faster than this convoy.
Gaza's aid truck count: the political version of that one friend who RSVPs but never actually shows up to the party.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/21/2025 | Author: Yohannes Lowe
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