Not ‘let’s solve world hunger’ but ‘starvation as a weapon’ vibes? The way I would pass the popcorn to watch this chaos unfold on a diet plan is... no one asked. This is sending me straight to the emergency room with disbelief.

Variant 1: The Israeli authorities out here playing Hunger Games levels of savage, turning kids and moms into the cast. Disney’s next blockbuster idea just got a grim sequel, and nobody’s buying tickets.

Variant 2: This has the same energy as trying to do cardio in quicksand—everyone’s struggling to survive and somehow the villain’s just standing there with the1-up star turned off.