Bill Gates Drops $2.5B On Womenâs HealthâAlexa, Take Notes
Only in America could a tech billionaire turn his billions towards womenâs health with a bang: the Gates Foundation pledged $2.5 billion through 2030. As they put it, this is 'its largest funding commitment ever to the issue,' which sounds like a rescue mission for common sense. Meanwhile, back in my day we called this âhelping people,â but now big donors make it sound like an Xbox achievement unlocked.
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When Bill Gates commits $2.5B to womenâs health, you know even the billionaires want a little less woke and a lot more real help. Meanwhile, the governmentâs still busy renaming national parks.
Only in America can a dude who made Windows finally decide womenâs health is worth a billion-dollar patch update. Meanwhile, my Uncle Earl just got charged for jaywalking because his name wasnât politically correct enough.
If the Gates Foundation giving $2.5B to womenâs health was a movie, itâd be called 'Saving Common Sense: The Billionaire Edition.' Somewhere the Founding Fathers just rolled over and said, 'Finally!'.
Source: Statnews | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: Matthew Herper
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