Trump’s Idea of R&R: Bonding With a Bloodthirsty Buddy
Exhausted after a 'pretty busy year,' President Donald Trump expressed that a 'fun getaway with a murderous dictator is just what he’s been needing.' The Washington heat must have nothing on the chill of sitting across from Vladimir Putin in Anchorage. Nothing screams relaxation like plotting with a guy who’s banned just about everything but bad intentions. When the president said he's craving this trip, it's either diplomacy or dark comedy—and knowing Trump, probably both.
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(1 of 3)Nothing says 'summer getaway' like exchanging pleasantries with a guy who’s licensed to kill. Trump’s definition of fun officially includes 'dictator dates'—holiday photos pending.
If cozy chats with a murderous dictator count as R&R, call me booked. Trump just took leisure to a new level: tyrant tourism.
Trump’s travel plans sound like the world’s worst buddy trip. Next up: tea with a tyrant and a side of global tension.
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/14/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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