Melbourne Star’s Spin Cycle: Groundhog Year Edition!
Melbourne's legendary Melbourne Star Observation Wheel is BACK from the dead, set to resume spinning in 2026 after nearly four years of existential crisis! The new owner nervously admits it's a rocky ride, given it 'has failed so many times before.' Luckily, MB Star Properties Pty Ltd is plunging in with an $11m takeover to restructure the 120-metre giant. This is SO exciting! After all, who needs a smooth debut when you can have multiple epic comebacks? Everything happens for a reason, and at least now Melbourne gets a giant ferris wheel full of drama AND views!
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(1 of 3)Congrats Melbourne Star, the OG comeback kid of ferris wheels! It’s like the Titanic, but it keeps resurfacing. Nervous owners + $11m cheerleaders = sequel nobody asked for but everyone’s watching anyway.
Melbourne Star: proving that sometimes you just gotta spin in circles until something sticks—$11m and several heartbreaks later, it’s the phoenix of ferris wheels!
If failure was an attraction, Melbourne Star would be the world's top tourist spot. Here's to another round of 'Will It Work This Time?'
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Benita Kolovos Victorian state correspondent
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