Trump's AI Classroom Revolution: From Vouchers to Zombie Loans
As kids climb aboard yellow buses this school year, Donald Trump is on a crusade to turn classrooms into a sci-fi episode: issuing an April executive order to inject AI into schools, hoping kids code Terminators, or at least spell 'algorithm' properly. Meanwhile, former WWE boss and Education Secretary Linda McMahon pushes to dismantle the Department of Education like a house of cards, handing curriculum control to statesâbecause what says stability like local chaos? In January, Trump kicked off expanding school vouchers to suck billions from public schools, leaving those schools scrambling like kids left out of recess. Oh, and brace yourself: the "big beautiful" student-loan overhaul is here, killing Biden's generous SAVE plan, reviving interest on August 1, and making borrowers choose between two less forgiving repayment plansâbecause who doesn't want student debt to feel like a WWE rematch that never ends?
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Trumpâs blueprint for schools: install AI overlords, drain public funds via vouchers, and resurrect student loan horror shows. Because nothing says 'education reform' like turning classrooms into a tech startup and debt prisons simultaneously.
Deploy AI in schools but starve public classrooms with voucher magicâTrumpâs education plan is the ultimate bait and switch, like promising a Tesla and delivering a Flintstone car.
Trump making student loans more delightful by canceling SAVE and restarting interestâbecause crushing millennial dreams wasnât exhilarating enough.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/5/2025 | Author: Ayelet Sheffey
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