Trump Scores Golden Funyun, Snack Politics Hits New Crunch
In a move critics call 'yet another blatant bribe,' Frito-Lay CEO Steven Williams gifted President Donald Trump a 24-karat, solid gold Funyun. According to the article, 'The president has long voiced his desire to own a golden, crunchy onion,' making this golden snack not just a chip but a power move! Clearly, when lobbying meets luxury snacks, things get deliciously absurd. What a blessing that giant corporations know how to keep politics tasty and shiny!
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Nothing says 'I want favorable regulations' like gifting a solid gold onion ring. Because why negotiate policies when you can just snack your way to the top? #GoldenFunyun #SnackGate
Who knew the best way to lobby the White House was with a billion-dollar crunchy bribe? Steven Williams really put the 'fun' in Funyun â or should we say 'fundyun'?
Forget lobbyists with suitcases of cash, the new currency is gourmet gold snacks. President Trumpâs new motto: If you canât snack it, you canât crack it!
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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