Syrian Shake-Up: Assad Out, Chaos Takes the Wheel!
In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, interim President Ahmad al-Sharaa has bravely stepped into the ring after ousting Bashar Assad last December. The Syrian government 'has been struggling to consolidate control' ever sinceābecause nothing says leadership like a surprise insurgency that leaves everyone wondering who really ordered lunch. As al-Sharaa tries to piece together a country on the fly, one thing's clear: politics in Syria just got their adrenaline fix!
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Ahmad al-Sharaa just pulled the ultimate political plot twist by ousting Assad in a surprise insurgency. Struggling to control it now? Classic! Plot holes, meet real life! #SyrianPolitics #BlinkAndYouMissIt
Who needs stability when you have surprise insurgencies and leadership rides like a rollercoaster? Syria's politics is basically the hottest new thriller series out thereāand voting's the plot twist!
Interim President Ahmad al-Sharaa is out here playing musical chairs with Assad's old job, and spoiler alert: control is not included with the prize package.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/4/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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