France and Saudi Arabia Try Fixing Middle East: Good Luck
France and Saudi Arabia are teaming up to co-chair a UN conference in New York from July 28-30, aiming to revive the famously "stalled two-state solution talks." French President Macron dramatically announced, Paris will "formally recognise Palestine in September," hoping to spark some momentum. Because nothing says peace like two countries who enjoy chaos playing diplomatic matchmaker. Letâs see if âco-chairingâ is the UN slang for farting in a crowded roomâonly louder and more expensive.
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(1 of 3)France and Saudi Arabia hosting a UN peace summit? Thatâs like inviting the fire and the gasoline to bake a soufflĂ©. Spoiler: it wonât rise. #TwoStateFix #DiplomaticComedy
Variant 1: Macron formally recognising Palestine in September feels like someone announcing they're "officially" going to stop shouting at their siblings next week. Bold move, champ.
Variant 2: This UN conference is like putting France and Saudi Arabia in the same kitchen trying to bake cookies. Oneâs burning the sugar, the other forgot the dough exists.
Source: France24 | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: FRANCE 24
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