Fox Host ‘Extremely Callous’ Over Homeless Executions Apology
On a day no one asked for on the grim calendar, Fox News host Brian Kilmeade tossed out a pearl of positivity by suggesting mentally ill homeless people deserve 'involuntary lethal injections.' Naturally, this gem needed polishing, so Kilmeade hit rewind and called his own idea 'extremely callous'—proof that even TV hosts sometimes realize when they've microwaved a brain cell. This public mea culpa landed like a whoopee cushion at a wake, delivered in the trusted Fox style—a network known for mixing news with the seasoning of controversy. The Onion, never missing a beat, served this tragedy-flavored satire right on schedule.
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Nothing says 'extremely callous' like a Fox host advocating lethal injections for the mentally ill, then acting surprised it didn’t land as a rallying cry for compassion. Plot twist: apologies aren’t the same as empathy, but still, points for trying.
When your idea of helping homeless mental illness is deciding who deserves a lethal injection, maybe reconsider your job description and hobbies.
Brian Kilmeade’s apology is the conversational equivalent of stepping on a rake and blaming it for your face injuries.
Source: Theonion | Published: 9/18/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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