Fortnite Login Crisis: Epic’s Servers Took a Lunch Break
Epic Games recently faced the horror no gamer fears: being "unable to sign in to your account for online services." Players on most platforms can now "log back in," except PlayStation users, who are still waiting. The outage game-spread to Rocket League and Fall Guys, turning matchmaking into watch-and-wait parties. Epic calmly promised, 'We’ll continue updating you as we bring everything back online,' which is just code for 'Trust us, the virtual apocalypse is almost over.'
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Fortnite’s servers went on a vacation without telling anyone. Meanwhile, PlayStation users are starring in the exclusive new show: 'Waiting to Log In – Season Forever.' Funniest thing? Epic’s still "investigating."
Epic’s servers dropping out mid-game is the new battle royale—who survives longer offline? Spoiler: No one wins except the loading screen.
Watching Fortnite logins fail is like watching someone try to swim in a pool full of routers. Spoiler alert: nobody’s getting anywhere.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/15/2025 | Author: Jay Peters
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