T. rex’s Bite: Nature’s Original Garage Door Opener
In a jaw-dropping revelation, scientists have crowned T. rex as the "king of bite force," according to their biomechanical analysis of dinosaur skulls. This prehistoric heavyweight didn’t just snack; it crushed with the subtlety of a jackhammer at a library. As the study states, the biomechanics reveal a "bite force so intense it would make your dentist reconsider their career." So next time you complain about your jaw hurting, remember: you’re no T. rex, just a sad, romantically awkward human.
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T. rex had such a brutal bite force, it probably ghosted its dates by crushing their cars instead of hearts. #RoarMeansGo
If T. rex were alive today, it wouldn’t just eat your lunch, it’d file your bankruptcy papers with its teeth. Talk about crushing debt.
Turns out, the T. rex didn’t need Tinder. It handled rejection by biting the competition’s head off—a literally savage way to swipe right.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Jacek Krywko
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