AI Knifes Beef, Bosses Dairy Cows & Oats Protein-Pimp
In 2024, the $4 trillion global food biz is riding the AI wave harder than a combine harvester at harvest time. PepsiCo's VP Ian Puddephat is thrilled AI bred oats with protein, making whey weepers cry since protein used to come via questionable milk byproduct. Land O'Lakes partnered with Microsoft for AI that tells farmers stuff like 'don't worry, cows canāt hustle more milk on cue.' Meanwhile, Cargillās CarVe literally tattles on workers who butcher beef suboptimally, because every lost cow slice costs you at record-breaking ground beef prices. Walmartās sales data also gets analyzed to avoid shelves looking like a ghost town or a hoarderās dream. Cheers to AI for keeping dairy, beef, and oats weird but efficient!
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AI now bosses cows who donāt know game day, tattles on butcher knives at Cargill, and breeds protein-packed oats so whey producers can finally rest. Because nothing screams equality like machines micromanaging farmers, slaughterers, and oats all the same.
Big Foodās new AI overlords donāt just farm more ā they shush cows about seasonal demand and grade steaks like a Michelin judge with a grudge. Farming meets Silicon Valleyās worst micromanagement nightmare.
PepsiCoās oats got that protein glow-up thanks to AI deciding exactly which plants should marry. Forget Tinder, folks, itās time for the botanical speed-dating revolutionālove, labor, and lactose all algorithm-approved.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/28/2025 | Author: John Kell
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