Flour Sackās Childhood More Crumby Than Cookie Dough
In a revelation thatās absolutely SO exciting, a 5-pound sack of flour bravely shared with its therapist that itās still 'processing the lasting emotional fallout of being raised by a single, teenage mother.' It explained, 'My mother did her best, but letās be honest: She was a 13-year-old juggling pre-algebra, a clarinet recital...' What a blessing for this little sack to now get all that trauma out! Everything happens for a reason, right? At least now this flour can finally rise, not just in baking but in emotional growth too!
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When life gives you a teenage mom and pre-algebra, at least youāre a flour sack with emotional depth now. Talk about bleaching out your childhood! #InSackTherapy
Poor flour sack, raised by a 13-year-old multitaskerāproving even carbs have more complicated childhoods than most soap operas.
Who knew a simple sack of flour had so much emotional gluten to deal with? Next up: bread therapy sessions!
Source: Theonion | Published: 8/7/2025 | Author: The Onion Staff
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