Judge Tells Florida: No More Everglades Airbnb for Detainees
In a plot twist that sounds like a rejected reality show pitch, a federal judge slammed the brakes Thursday on expanding an immigration detention center smack dab in the middle of the Florida Everglades. The order demands not only a freeze on more construction but also a full 'winding down' of the facility, proving even the swamp has limits. Somewhere in Miami, frustrations are leaking faster than Everglades mosquitoes. The judgeâs injunction marks a rare moment when the wilderness humorously fought back against bureaucracy and border drama.
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(1 of 3)When you try to build a hotel for immigrants in a swamp and the judge pulls the plug, even the Everglades are like 'Nah, this ainât the Airbnb vibe we're going for.'
Who knew the Everglades had better asylum policies than Floridaâs detention planners? Judge says no expansion, and suddenly swamps feel safer than borders.
Immigration center in Everglades? Even natureâs like 'Timeout, Florida!' Guess the mosquitoes arenât the only ones ready to evict guests from the swamp.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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