Kids Outsmart HIV Before Adults Even RSVP
In a stunning plot twist worthy of late-stage capitalism irony, the first widespread success in curing HIV might come from children, not adults. The article reveals 'The first widespread success in curing HIV may come from children, not adults,' flipping the script on whoâs leading the medical win. Itâs like if the patriarchy finally got schooled by the playgroundâthe tiny humans are stealing the spotlight while old white men in suits scramble to keep up. If viral infections were a high school drama, kids just scored the ultimate plot armor.
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Tell me global health breakthroughs arenât prioritizing adults without telling me global health breakthroughs arenât prioritizing adults. Meanwhile kids just got first dibs on the cure like itâs VIP seating at capitalismâs worst-kept secret.
This is giving 'kids hacking the system' energyâmeanwhile adult medicine's still buffering like a 2005 dial-up modem. Maybe the patriarchy should take medicine from the playground next time.
Watching kids lead HIV cures while old white men decide policy is like seeing a toddler build a startup faster than Silicon Valley. Late-stage capitalismâs face when children do the heavy lifting? Pure existential crisis.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: WIRED
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