Five Space Tourists Finally Escape Fancy Space Hotel
After nearly five months of avoiding laundry and challenging Earth’s gravity rules, an international crew of five astronauts, including Japan's own Takuya Onishi, are finally returning home from the International Space Station. As the article states, they've 'spent nearly five months onboard the International Space Station,' which must have felt like a cosmic vacation without the beach but with all the floating and zero gravity snacks one could hope for! This is SO exciting! What a blessing for their post-space re-entry couch naps. Everything happens for a reason!
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Five astronauts finally brave re-entry after 5 months of zero-gravity snack hoarding. At least now the ISS can get a well-deserved cleaning without space tourists cluttering the place! #SpaceSweetSpace
Congrats to the space squad for clocking nearly heaven-level chill time aboard the ISS! Now, back to Earth reality and pretending gravity is still a thing. Talk about cosmic work-life balance!
Five months in space proves humans can survive anything—even being trapped with the same four people and no Wi-Fi refresh! At least now they’ll appreciate Earth’s bugs and traffic jams SO much more.
Source: Japantimes | Published: 8/9/2025 | Author: Unknown
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