Trump Taunts Zelenskyy: 'End War Now'—NATO? Crimea? Nope!
In a plot twist that feels like reality TV scripting, Donald Trump told Volodymyr Zelenskyy he could 'end the war almost immediately' if he wanted, conveniently sidestepping Ukraine's hopes of NATO membership or reclaiming Crimea. The drama heats up in the Oval Office Monday, followed by European leaders rushing in later, because one humiliation just isn’t enough. Meanwhile, Minnesotan anglers are out here solving decades-old cold cases, proving sometimes a fishing rod beats foreign policy talk. Also, heads up: Gaza faces displacement fears that make the political theater look tame.
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(1 of 3)Trump tells Zelenskyy to 'end the war now,' then blocks NATO and Crimea. Diplomacy or the world’s most confusing group chat? Meanwhile, Europe’s RSVP is 'We’ll be there, ping us after your binge session.'
When Trump says 'end war almost immediately' but rules out stuff Ukraine actually wants, it's like getting a get-well card that says 'heal soon but don't ask for medicine.'
Zelenskyy getting told he can end the war but can’t join NATO or get Crimea back is like being told 'You can have ice cream, just not any flavor or cone,' thanks for playing!
Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/18/2025 | Author: Clea Skopeliti
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