Figma’s IPO Price Soars, Investors Thinking They’re Designers Now
Figma, the collaborative design software startup, just decided to turn up the heat on Wall Street. Their shares, expected to list this week on the NYSE, now sport a price range between $30 and $32 each, up from the previously cheeky $25 to $28. As the article puts it, 'shares reportedly expected to list this week on the NYSE' and 'increased the price target'. So basically, investors are getting charged more for the privilege of pretending to know what a bezier curve actually does.
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Oh, I'm sorry, did I miss the part where charging more for pixels makes you a winner? Figma's $30-$32 IPO dream has investors paying designer prices for... software that designs *other* designs. So meta, so expensive.
So let me get this straight: Figma bumped its IPO price range, because apparently, digital doodling platforms now come with gold-plated mouse clicks. What's next — charging for each font you dare to use?
This price hike is like paying extra at a taco stand because they added cilantro. You came for design tools, not an emotional rollercoaster of investor greed and highfalutin numbers.
Source: Feeds | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Natasha Etzel
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