Federal Judge Hits Pause On Trump’s Speedy Deportation Spa
On a very bureaucratic Friday, a federal judge played the ultimate slow-mo DJ by putting a temporary freeze on the Trump administration’s turbo-charged deportation plans for undocumented migrants caught inside the US interior. Just imagine frustrated officials ready to moonwalk migrants out the exit, suddenly told 'Not so fast, kiddies' – because legal gears grind slower than dial-up these days. No names, no drama—just a judge stepping in to make sure folks get their deportation served at a proper, snail-paced federal tempo instead of speedy Gonzales style. Deportation delays: the new American pastime!
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Trump’s deportation express just got hit with the ultimate brakes courtesy of Uncle Sam’s slowest judge. Turns out in America, even rushing people out is a bureaucratic marathon, not a sprint.
Watching the Trump admin try to speed-deport migrants only to be stopped by a judge is like watching a squirrel try to do the moonwalk—awkward, slow, and inevitably canceled.
Apparently, ‘speedy deportations’ have an asterisk that translates to ‘unless a judge remembers they have a gavel and bad timing.’ Surprise, politics still loves traffic jams.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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