Federal Judge Hits Pause On Trumpâs Speedy Deportation Spa
On a very bureaucratic Friday, a federal judge played the ultimate slow-mo DJ by putting a temporary freeze on the Trump administrationâs turbo-charged deportation plans for undocumented migrants caught inside the US interior. Just imagine frustrated officials ready to moonwalk migrants out the exit, suddenly told 'Not so fast, kiddies' â because legal gears grind slower than dial-up these days. No names, no dramaâjust a judge stepping in to make sure folks get their deportation served at a proper, snail-paced federal tempo instead of speedy Gonzales style. Deportation delays: the new American pastime!
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Trumpâs deportation express just got hit with the ultimate brakes courtesy of Uncle Samâs slowest judge. Turns out in America, even rushing people out is a bureaucratic marathon, not a sprint.
Watching the Trump admin try to speed-deport migrants only to be stopped by a judge is like watching a squirrel try to do the moonwalkâawkward, slow, and inevitably canceled.
Apparently, âspeedy deportationsâ have an asterisk that translates to âunless a judge remembers they have a gavel and bad timing.â Surprise, politics still loves traffic jams.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/30/2025 | Author: The Associated Press
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