Trump Sends Federal Agents to Play Hide-and-Seek With Homeless
President Trump announced a weekend crackdown on Washington, D.C.'s homeless population and criminals, apparently deciding public safety requires federal agents on display. As the article bluntly puts it, Trump 'activated federal agents to also be a show of force across the district.' Because when life gives you a homeless crisis, why not add some feds for a dramatic weekend cameo?
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Nothing screams 'problem solved' like mobilizing federal agents to essentially play street theater with the homeless. Just waiting on the sequel: "Clear the Park: A Blockbuster in Federal Costume."
Federal agents deployed for a weekend of 'hide and seek'—the only game any politician seems trained to play well.
Activating federal agents like it’s a video game boss fight. Spoiler: Homeless population not impressed, villains still on the loose.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/11/2025 | Author: Brian Mann
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