FBI Home Raid: John Boltonās Fine Print Drama!
In a plot twist nobody asked for, the FBI executed a court-authorized search of John Bolton's home, reminding us all that even frequent critics of the president aren't safe from surprise visits. Officials politely said the search 'was authorized by a court,' but left us on the edge of our seats by declining 'to provide further details.' Apparently, when you're a vocal critic like Bolton, the FBI doesn't just knockāthey stage a full court-approved episode of 'Guess What's in the Kitchen Drawer?'
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Nothing says 'friendly neighborhood FBI' like showing up unannounced to your house because you're outspoken. Who knew free speech came with surprise home checks? #JusticeIsBlindButApparentlyVeryPersistent
Bolton just wanted a quiet life of criticism, but apparently, the FBI RSVPād to his living room party uninvited. Court orders: the new party crashers! #FBIvisits
When the FBI says 'court authorized' itās like a fancy way of saying 'Surprise! Youāre famous now.' Boltonās home just upgraded to international HQ for unsolicited searches.
Source: Feeds | Published: 8/22/2025 | Author: Ryan Lucas
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