FBI Ghosts ADL, Chooses Political Fanboy Mode Instead

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In a plot twist you'd expect from a soap opera, FBI Director Kash Patel yanked the bureau’s long-standing bromance with the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), ghosting them faster than your dodgy Tinder date. Since 1940, the ADL had been the FBI’s go-to wingman against hate groups, feeding intel ninja-style. But after right-wing snowflakes flicked tantrums over the ADL's 'glossary of extremism' and shady calls on Christian Identity and Turning Point USA—founded by the late MAGA martyr Charlie Kirk—Patel declared ‘That era is OVER’ on October 2, 2025. Next on the chop block? The Southern Poverty Law Center, because why stop at one breakup? Meanwhile, scholarly sages bemoan the bait-and-switch: Trump’s FBI is now laser-focusing on 'left-wing violence' while giving far-right chaos a FBI shrug. The ADL insists it's still here for the Jews amid a blitz of antisemitism, even as Patel memes-ly slings shade at James Comey’s ‘love letters’ to the group. Meanwhile, White House rep Abigail Jackson reassures we’re all about ending illegal left-wing antics. Somehow, it feels like someone forgot to ask the FBI or ADL before flipping their partnership Tinder switch.

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The FBI ditched the Anti-Defamation League like a bad tweet, switching focus from right-wing terrorists to witch-hunting the left. Kash Patel’s FBI: turning partisan politics into an Olympic sport, one agency slapfight at a time.

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FBI's new dating profile: 'Swipe left on right-wing hate, right on left-wing paranoia.' ADL got dumped faster than a contestant on reality TV.

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Kash Patel flushed decades of FBI-ADL collab down the drain because political memes > combating hate groups. FBI 2025: now featuring extreme political sour grapes.

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