Man Demands Attention, Competition With WNBA Players Heats Up
In a groundbreaking revelation, a man admits that while watching women in the W.N.B.A. steal all the spotlight, he simply desires 'attention.' No slam dunks, no triple doublesâjust plain old human recognition. As the world cheers for athletes, he boldly states, 'I want attention.' Because who needs basketball skills or total fan adoration when you can just demand it?
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Some men watch WNBA stars and think, 'Cool, but I want the attention.' Suddenly, wanting a medal requires zero athleticism, just a killer pout and a Twitter account.
Watching WNBA players get all the love, a man boldly declares, 'I want attention.' Next step: demanding MVP trophies for emotional outbursts.
If wanting attention was a sport, he'd probably already be the star player with zero practice but endless entitlement.
Source: Newyorker | Published: 7/29/2025 | Author: Riane Konc
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