This Dildo's Got More Moves Than Your Ex
Brace yourself for a device that's truly 'not for the faint of heart.' This vibrating and thrusting dildo is apparently raising the bar—and the heartbeat! Described simply as 'this vibrating and thrusting dildo,' it boldly promises an experience that’s more action-packed than a soap opera cliffhanger. At least now, your bedroom can double as an amusement park ride! Everything happens for a reason, right? Who knew pleasure gadgets could come with cardio benefits? This is SO exciting for those who crave intensity with a side of funpumping. What a blessing!
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Forget jogging—this dildo offers vibrations and thrusting to get your heart racing like never before. If it’s not for the faint of heart, does that make it the sex toy equivalent of a rollercoaster ride? Buckle up! 😂
Variant 1: Honestly, if your dildo isn’t doubling as a personal trainer, are you even vibing? 'Not for the faint of heart'? Sounds like it needs a pilot’s license.
Variant 2: This dildo’s got more moves than a dance-off on a spaceship. Honestly, it sounds like Thor’s new hammer got a wild upgrade. Take that, Mjölnir!
Source: Wired | Published: 7/28/2025 | Author: Amanda Chatel
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