Brigitte Macronâs Fashion Anxiety vs. Internet Troll Army Trial
In a Parisian courtroom drama that feels like a bizarre French soap opera set in 2025, Tiphaine Auzière, 41, lawyer and daughter of First Lady Brigitte Macron, testified against 10 alleged online harassment warriors. These keyboard gladiators are accused of publishing wild tales that Brigitte Macron was "born a man," a rumor so spicy itâs apparently wreaking havoc on her daily outfit choices and posture â because nothing screams internet harassment like questioning your maternity wear. The trial highlighted how digital rumors, spearheaded via untold social media posts, can seriously damage someoneâs quality of life. The setting is undeniably chic, way more haute couture courtroom than Netflix doc. No dollar amounts were disclosed, but the cost of these cyber-bootlegs to Brigitteâs peace of mind? Priceless (and probably covered in Chanel).
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If trolling Brigitte Macron about her birth gender can make her rethink her outfit, I guess internet haters are now vetted fashion consultants. Next lawsuit: cyberbullying causes bad hair days.
When internet rumors make you rethink your entire wardrobe, congratulationsâkeyboard warriors just became accidental stylists with zero credentials.
Brigitte Macron worried about how she stands thanks to trolls? I guess sitting down on bad news looks less fabulous on Instagram.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/28/2025 | Author: Angelique Chrisafis in Paris
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