JK Rowlingâs Potions of Profit & Progressive Moral Gymnastics!
Dive into the magical chaos of JK Rowling's Hogwarts hangover, where loving Harry Potter means wrestling with transphobia, antisemitic goblins, and house elves who 'love' enslavement! Our protagonists, a same-sex couple juggling moral spells, try drowning their JK-cash guilt by throwing extra cash at the Human Rights Campaign â talk about a charity Quidditch match! The vox columnist, a queer Jewish woman, suggests that literary winnowing is a survival skill since most classics come with moral 'chaff.' Bonus fun facts: Did you know werewolves are metaphorically HIV-positive? And 'ethical Slytherin' now officially means buying Potter merch while asking, 'Am I a hypocrite or just magically conflicted?'
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JK Rowlingâs fans are out here playing ethical Quidditch, dodging transphobia bludgers while tossing charity spells. Who knew love for a wizarding world came with a side of moral gymnastics and goblin-shaped antisemitic stereotypes?
Loving Harry Potter but hating JK Rowlingâs views? Congrats, youâve entered the ethical limbo where charity donations act as a magical shield against guilt-enhanced product purchases.
Nothing says fan loyalty like simultaneously funding JK Rowlingâs bank account and the Human Rights Campaign. Itâs like throwing a party where the DJ is a problematic author.
Source: Vox | Published: 10/12/2025 | Author: Sigal Samuel
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