Bernie Bets on AOC 2028: Oligarchy’s Next Boss Lady
Senator Bernie Sanders gave Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez his presidential thumbs-up for 2028, calling her 'a very, very good politician' with a gift for chatting on the streets, apparently winning over crowds in red states like Montana on their 'Fighting Oligarchy' tour. Bernie’s basically giving a TED Talk on AOC’s working-class charm, reminding us she knows poverty ‘like a BFF.’ He also name-dropped a Congressional Avengers team—Greg Casar, Pramila Jayapal, Ilhan Omar, Maxwell Frost — because apparently the progressive Mafia is assembling and ready to raid the political casino. Besides AOC, Bernie hints there are 'dozens' more lefties ready to gun for the Big Chair. Here’s to 2028 looking like a Marvel crossover event, but with more socialism and fewer explosions.
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Bernie just endorsed AOC for 2028 president with all the subtlety of a street vendor selling socialism at a red state rodeo. Meanwhile, the left’s squad goals include Ilhan Omar and Maxwell Frost repping the Congress Avengers. Politics has never been weirder or woke-er.
Bernie cheerleading AOC for president like she’s the Swiftie of politics, complete with street cred and a thanks-for-knowing-what-poverty-is moment. Can’t wait for the 2028 tour: Fighting Oligarchy & Canceling Chuck Schumer’s summer plans.
AOC and Bernie hitting Montana, stirring crowds like the Beatles’ reunion tour but with policy instead of haircuts. Bonus: a congressional basketball team of progressives ready to bench Schumer’s old guard—talk about political glow-up goals.
Source: Axios | Published: 10/23/2025 | Author: Stephen Neukam
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