Comey’s Justice Obstruction: One Count, One Messy Plot
James Comey, the former FBI head famous for his awkward courtroom dance, now faces a dazzling double feature: one count of making false statements and another of obstruction of justice. Unfortunately, the article refuses to specify when, where, or how this riveting drama unfolded—so we’re left picturing Comey trying to juggle truth and justice like a street performer with two hands tied. Given how vague this is, the trial’s probably scheduled during a rare NPR pledge drive or next January in some committee room nobody visits. Meanwhile, Comey insists he’s just another guy who told one fib and blocked one imaginary exit.
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(1 of 3)Comey charged with making false statements and obstruction, proving that even ex-FBI bosses can’t resist turning their lives into a political soap opera nobody asked for.
If obstruction and false statements were Olympic sports, Comey would just qualify to be the mascot for Team America’s political circus.
Comey’s charges: two entries on the bureaucratic bingo card—obstruction and fibbing. Spoiler alert, neither gets him a prize other than headlines.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/25/2025 | Author: Carrie Johnson
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